All right, while we're waiting for the wheel to spin,
you want to say hi to anybody?
Oh, yeah, Drew, I want to say hi to Lois, Brian,
Chris, Stewie, Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire, Cleveland,
Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,
Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker, Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert,
Jillian, Consuela, Giant Chicken, Greased-up Deaf Guy!
Okay. I'm sure they're happy to hear that. 'Cause everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird... Oh, God, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Damn it! I'm--I'm sorry, what?
You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats.
And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children.
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta-ta, ta-ta
ta, ta, ta, ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta Well, You might want to bring some cash with ya.
'Cause, You know, some places don't take credit cards.
But, Mister, I need real money.
I can't take a credit card.
Oh, I see. Cash only, huh, huh?
No paper trail? Huh? What are you selling?
Reefer, crack, smack, horse,
X, shrooms, dust, meth?
In my neighborhood? I don't think so! Hey, who wants a Fenway frank?
Nothing says, "Please talk to me, Daddy," like a Fenway frank.
Is there a bathroom here?
I don't think I can wait anymore.
In a public restroom, lad?
For the good of your soul, show some restraint.
Hey, Hey, hot-dog guy!
I'll get him.
Oh, no, Dad, they bring them to you. There's no time, Lois. I got to go warn Quagmire while I got the chance. Quick, to the Peter copter!
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Ow!
Peter, what the hell?
Joe, Joe, get inside! The blades are still spinning! Oh, my God, Peter! I don't know about that, Chris.
I mean, to me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC,
you know, one of the real networks.
I don't know about that, Dad.
And besides, what's up with that 15 minute runtime? What is that?
That's like 15 minutes of guys playing with Star Wars dolls.
Oh, yay, tune me in to that. Oh, so you do know the show! You ever stop and think, "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
No, I just repress it.
As that healthy?
What's the worst that could happen?
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a tum or A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P (STEWIE MUMBLING)
Q, R, S, T, U, V Standing here with these kids
W, X, Y and Z Waiting for the song to end We can't afford another kid.
We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie,
Joanie, Greg, Marcia, Bobby, Jan,
Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Peter, those aren't your kids.
That's the Nick at Nite lineup.
Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
That's Street Fighter.
Red, blue, green.
Those are colors. Done!
Wow, Dad, that was pretty cool.
Can I try some Red Bull?
Oh, my God, can you try some Red Bull?
Chris, I'd take it as an insult if you didn't.
Here you go, have some cans, one, two, three, four, five.
Go on, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em, take 'em.
(LAUGHING) That's what Woody Woodpecker says.
All right, I'm gonna go outside and milk the cow. Oh, yeah, Drew, I want to say hi to Lois, Brian,
Chris, Stewie, Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire, Cleveland,
Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,
Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker, Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert,
Jillian, Consuela, Giant Chicken, Greased-up Deaf Guy! go make sure Peter has his, uh,
fire engine.
Oh, really? But I was enjoying our talk.
Oh, no, I... So was I, but, you know,
I've, really, I should... I should go.
No. I don't think so.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, it was you.
You're the killer! Fuck you.
Don't you think you'd rather go to another vet?
Anna, to be honest, I came here 'cause I wanted to apologize for acting like such a jerk.
That's not who I am.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, no, you're a cool guy.
Brian, shut up!
Look, I was just really nervous 'cause I've never had a girlfriend before, A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker, uh, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance and, uh, Chris got blamed for it.
This, uh, this--This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face.
It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face.
Jake's a good boy. Aren't you, Jake? A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Like that time I forgot what came after "G" and had to fake it.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P (STEWIE MUMBLING)
Q, R, S, T, U, V Standing here with these kids
W, X, Y and Z Waiting for the song to end A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird... Oh, God, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Look, just go to sleep, all right?
PETER: (SOFTLY) B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I've been so damn busy lately,
my schedule's been so packed, I felt like I needed some kind of an errand boy to do all my nitpicky, pain-in-the-ass stuff, so I cloned myself.
You... You cloned yourself?
What, are you deaf? What...
So he's an exact copy of you?
Well, not exact.
I have to remain superior, so I bred out some of the intelligence,
made him sort of a simpleton, you know? A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word My VCR's still broken. Did you remember to watch Survivor?
Yes, sir. All right, I wanna see it.
Previously on Survivor, Grace won immunity after lying to Kyle about a stomach virus.
I've seen this. Fast forward.
Credits, commercials, Ford, Subway, Doritos,
- Pirates of the Caribbean 4,
- Orbit gum.
Hang on, go back. I want to see that Pirates trailer. (ALL LAUGHING) Yeah, right. Yeah, that'd be great.
Yeah, read the inside of my butt.
We could tell stories.
Hey, Dad, why don't you tell the story about when I was born?
Yeah, we got halfway home with the afterbirth,
before we had to go back to the hospital and swap it out for Meg. The end.
Now, I got a better one.
This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, Griffin! You got four legs there! You better start using them!
I'm trying, sir.
You got five seconds to get to the head of the pack,
or this entire platoon is gonna scrub the latrines with their toothbrushes.
Oh, come on, Brian! Don't screw us, Griffin!
Yeah, come on, don't screw us, Brian Griffin!
Bill, how about thinking up your jeers for a change, huh? Giggity.
Giggity.
(MIMICKING JAWS THEME) Gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi,
gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi,
gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, gi-gi, giggity!
Lois! Oh, my gosh! Hi! Look, why don't you just beat it?
All right, all right, relax. I'll just, I'll be this guy over here.
That's He-Man. We're playing Transformers.
Well, maybe this is the one where He-Man visits.
Brian, how is He-Man supposed to get to Cybertron?
Hey, "Up, up, and away," right?
He-Man doesn't fly. PETER: (SOFTLY) B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word Peter, I have a mammogram in the morning. What, you haven't heard?
Fuck!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word Brian, don't you know about the bird?
Well, Peter's gonna tell you about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfin'... I'm bored.
Yeah, this sucks. What are we supposed to do all day?
Well, how about we play charades?
Ooh, yeah. Okay. Me first! Me first!
Okay, it's a movie. All right? Movie. Movie.
Peter, there's no talking in charades.
Okay, sorry, sorry. Okay. (WHISPERS) Movie.
Peter! Sorry. Sorry.
(MUMBLING) Okay, one word. Peter, you're still talking!
Okay, okay. Right, right, right. Ok, Lois' list says clean the windows,
clear the gutters, and wash the siding.
To most folks, that's 3 chores.
To Peter Griffin and his big hose, it's one.
Hmm, You're not working hard, Peter,
you're working smart.
Hey, Chris, give me the juice! Anna, to be honest, I came here 'cause I wanted to apologize for acting like such a jerk.
That's not who I am.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, no, you're a cool guy.
Brian, shut up!
Look, I was just really nervous 'cause I've never had a girlfriend before,
and I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong. Spidey, can you swing us across with your web?
No, I can't swing you across.
And it's Spider-Man, not Spidey.
I'm pretty sure I've heard people call you Spidey.
Yeah, close friends.
- What's your name?
- Peter.
Hey, Petey, do stuff for me.
Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, you don't like it.
And you're a fat nobody, and I'm fucking Spider-Man,
so how do you think I feel? A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word Brian, don't you know about the bird?
Well, Peter's gonna tell you about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfin'...
(SINGING GIBBERISH) PAST BRIAN: Whoa, ass ahoy.
All right, look, there we are.
PAST BRIAN: Hey, Peter, it's 7:00 and you've still got your pants on.
What's the occasion?
Stop! Both of you! What the hell?
Who are you? We're you, from the future.
Oh, boy, this can't be good news. Who screwed up?
Take a wild guess.
What did I do? Well, nothing yet, but listen.
Whatever you do, you cannot tell your former self, that Brian, about 9/11. and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.
Well, yeah, but double 10 people is, like, 20 people,
so what kind of numbers are we talking about here, you know?
Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show,
and they beat you to the punch.
I don't know about that, Chris.
I mean, to me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC,
you know, one of the real networks. And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
La, la, la, la, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word It's improv, Peter. You don't think.
You don't think. You just keep talking. You don't think.
Don't think. Don't think. What comes to mind?
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk!
I get it. Tap me, Quagmire, tap me!
Quagmire went to the bank to donate sperm because it's a sperm bank.
Yes, there you go. He's moving it forward.
He's moving it forward. See, Peter? Now tap Peter.
Hey, pilgrims. Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims. Oh, hey, hang on, hang on.
Look, you know, I know this is a men's club,
but why does it always have to be about sex?
Okay, look, how about this? How about this?
Who would you rather start a small business with?
Janet Reno, after a safari, or the fat guy from My Name is Earl.
That still sounds like a sex question.
It is not.
Well, then what the hell does "safari" have to do with it? You have a big day tomorrow, baby Jesus.
Trust me, woman, if I could walk on water,
I would stroll you out to the middle of a lake
and hold your head under till the bubbles stopped!
Ooh, Someone's being naughty, not nice.
You know, Santa's watching you.
What the devil do you mean, "watching"?
Well, honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice. No, Mr. Swanson, you can't take him!
Yes I can, Meg. He's going back to jail.
Well, if you're taking him to jail,
you have to take me, too!
I know. That's the plan.
You're under arrest for harboring an escaped convict.
Oh, well, that's only fair, because after all, I did hide him from the...
What? What is it, Dad?
What, you haven't heard?
Fuck!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word As far as I'm concerned, his name is Dig Them.
You're not welcome here, Dig Them.
I stand behind my decision.
This press conference is over.
I can't see you now. I can't hear you now. You're not here now.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Well, there you have it. Back to you, Tom. A week! Aw, jeez! No, no, no,
no, No! Please, God, kill me now.
No, no, Damn, crap, damn it to hell, son of a--
Peter! Yeah, listen, Bob, this is-- this is kind of my time.
Ah, a miniature boat. And if I'm not mistaken,
it's a replica of the Gretel II,
which lost the America's Cup to Intrepid in 1973.
Yeah, uh, I'm going to dry off now.
Peter, now that you're getting out of the tub,
what will you miss most? Anyway, I need you to drive me to Middleborough.
Middleborough? That's, like, two hours from here.
I'm not doing that. Come on, Brian.
Tell you what, you drive me to Middleborough,
and I'll teach you my secret to picking up chicks.
Hey. You, me, ba-boom, huh?
Thanks for filling in for Peter, Lois. Oh, my God! It's Jackie Chan.
Oh, my God! It's Jackie Chan.
Hi there!
Always nice to meet a fan of my movies.
Oh, My God, you're Ethan Hawke!
Uh, No, I'm not.
Sorry, my mistake.
Oh, My God, it's Ethan Hawke!
Mom, can we go get some food?
Oh, My God, there's Malcolm in middle!
I'm not a boy.
Yes, you are. A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Jesus Christ has returned to Earth! Hey, Brian, what would you do if Dylan fell out a window?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! I don't even want to think about that.
I don't even want to think about that. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
Brian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?
Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, that's...
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood. (PLAYING ON JUKEBOX) A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird Oh, my God, this is Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen.
This is my favorite song of all time!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Don't move, dirtbag. Holy crap, what the hell is this?
Brian, she's a teenager.
Yeah, Brian, you're doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus.
Peter, hold on to that thought, because I'm going to explain to you when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement.
But, first, Meg, you need to let Brian go. It is settled, May. Our parents have consented and you and I are to be married on the first warm, sunny day of spring.
That would be most good, Newland, most good.
I am sorry, but she is just awful.
I-Is there any way...
I mean, can we add, like, a topless scene, or somethin'?
(Director) Uh, Yeah. Really?
Yeah. All right, while we're waiting for the wheel to spin,
you want to say hi to anybody?
Oh, yeah, Drew, I want to say hi to Lois, Brian,
Chris, Stewie, Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire, Cleveland,
Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,
Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker, Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert,
Jillian, Consuela, Giant Chicken, Greased-up Deaf Guy!
Okay. I'm sure they're happy to hear that. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Look at the bells, look at the bells Holy crap, here come Jesus And he doesn't look too happy Merry Christmas, everyone. MARY ELLEN: Goodnight, Jim-Bob.
JIM-BOB: Goodnight, Mary Ellen.
Goodnight, Pa. PA: Goodnight, Jim-Bob.
Goodnight, Elizabeth. ELIZABETH: Goodnight, Pa.
Goodnight, Ma. MA: Goodnight, Elizabeth.
Goodnight, John-Boy.
Goodnight, John-Boy.
(FOOTSTEPS) (DOOR OPENING) John-Boy? What?
Something very special, Lois.
What is it, Dad?
What, you haven't heard?
Fuck!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird Wow, I guess you are James Woods.
So, now, let me understand this, what are you here to promote, James?
Well, Dave, I have a hilarious new movie coming out on HBO next month.
It's all about 9/11.
The movie's called September 11, 2000-Fun.
(ALL GASPING) No! No, no, no, no! I'm glad, too, Peter, but I did enjoy learning about another culture.
Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.
Well, I guess everything's back to normal Oh, man, not this guy again.
Oh, man, not this guy again (FARTS) Fart! I don't know, let's ask the Goonies.
Take the left one.
Thanks. Hey, Hey, chunk, Chunk, come here, come here.
Hey, uh, Before you go, do the truffle shuffle.
Oh, come on!
Do the truffle shuffle.
Childhood obesity. MARY ELLEN: Goodnight, Jim-Bob.
JIM-BOB: Goodnight, Mary Ellen.
Goodnight, Pa. PA: Goodnight, Jim-Bob.
Goodnight, Elizabeth. ELIZABETH: Goodnight, Pa.
Goodnight, Ma. MA: Goodnight, Elizabeth.
Goodnight, John-Boy.
Goodnight, John-Boy.
(FOOTSTEPS) (DOOR OPENING) John-Boy?
JOHN-BOY: Damn it! Can't a guy masturbate in this house? So, Jillian, what are your views regarding Homeland Security?
Do you think we should support what the President is doing?
Well, I just think, for starters,
that sometimes the government has things they can't tell us.
And truthishly, we should just accept that.
Okay, good night, everyone.
Oh, say, Jillian, before you go, Do you or do you not know about the bird?
Oh! God!
'Cause everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-b-b-bird, bird, bird... Oh, God, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Look, just go to sleep, all right? According to Gallup polls,
one in 12 Americans is unaware that the bird is the word.
I, for one, dream of an America where everybody knows that the bird is the word.
A-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word My God, is it possible?
Have the boys in the lab confirm this. Don't move, dirtbag. Holy crap, what the hell is this?
Brian, she's a teenager.
Yeah, Brian, you're doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus.
Peter, hold on to that thought, because I'm going to explain to you when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement.
But, first, Meg, you need to let Brian go. Hey, hey, hey! That's a stroke!
I just tapped my ball, Quagmire. Relax.
Oh, relax? Oh, okay. Oh, look, I just tapped my ball.
Oh! Just tapped it again! Oh. Oh. Tap, tap, tap.
Oh, where is it? Oh, it's in the hole. Eagle! Yay, Quagmire!
Hey, Quagmire. You know it's not fun when you're like this. This is my favorite song of all time!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word Chris, don't you know about the bird?
Meg, everybody knows That the bird is the word PETER: (SOFTLY) B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word Peter, I have a mammogram in the morning. This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences,
but after years of drinking,
he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.
Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were,
he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed.
- Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?
- Cher!
He doesn't even like Cher. (ALL LAUGHING) You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Excuse me? Brian, let's just go.
No, no, no, no, no. Now, hang on. Hang on, Meg, hang on.
You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12.
But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word What?
Something very special, Lois.
What is it, Dad?
What, you haven't heard?
Fuck!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word You idiot, use your brain. You're an idiot.
(ALL CLAMORING) Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, man, we're going to need some butter or something.
Oh, Brian, it is so nice of you to take Meg to this dance.
It really means a lot to her. Look at Edison over there with his damn electricity.
Hey, Edison, how about sharing some of those light bulbs, huh?
- Hey, figure it out for yourself, man.
- We're freezing our asses off over here.
Hey, man, how do you think I feel, you know?
You get to look at my great house. I get to look at that dark thing, huh?
What, what is that, a candle over there? That's pretty sweet. Well, why don't you?
Believe me, I would love to, just to make a point,
but I've given up writing.
Yes, but you cared about what you wrote before.
You don't care about this, so what does it matter?
Well, you do have a point.
All right. Maybe I will.
Oh, how fun. Can I watch you write it?
I don't know, Stewie. I kind of like to write in solitude.
No, no, I promise I'll be as quiet as a guy in a coma. MAN ON TV: Crudely painted, not-so-funny, plywood, cutout folk art.
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