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1.7sI don't think you'll be able to guess a line.
3.52sIs it something like, "Ice burns as hot as fire"?
3.77sOkay, so then I went to Europe, Australia, Canada, all over.
1.63sBut I really missed you guys.
1.95sI wanted to be with people who love me,
2.07sno matter what. So I came home.
3.92sWell, it sounds to me like you're a regular Benedict Arnold Drummond.
1.48sWhat's he expecting us to cut to?
1.43sI think he wants maybe...
2.07sI don't know... Gary Coleman in a Napoleon hat?
2.03sBut, we don't have that! We gotta come up with something.
1.8sWell, we got...uh, we got...
1.77s"The Cowardly Lion is Lindsay Lohan's gynecologist."
1.58sPlay it, play it. But he didn't set it up.
1.57sAll right, I'm gonna check her for diseases.
1.4sThere's just one thing I want you to do.
1.82sTIN MAN AND SCARECROW: What's that? Talk me out of it.
2.18sBOTH: No, no, no, no, no, no.
2.07sWhat the hell is going on up there?
2.12sWell, I'm sorry you all feel the way you do.
5.4sBut I walked away from an illegal war of aggression being fought 6,000 miles away from our shores.
2sBetter there than here where all my stuff is.
2.64sSo, what, you figured you'd just let 'em get away with 9/11?
2.6sMr. Griffin, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.