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1.8sI just had to wait for my chance.
2.05sI call the white meat! I call the dark meat!
1.57sI call the cell phone duct taped to the side!
1.08sNo!
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2.4sKEVIN: Somehow, I'd been spared that Thanksgiving.
2.38sBut I can't say the same for my bunkmates.
2.22sThere were bits and pieces of them everywhere.
2.64sI knew the Army would never be able to identify who was who.
1.67sSo that was my chance to disappear.
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0.83sSo I left.
1.12sHow could you do that?
0.52sCoward!
0.7sTraitor!
4.12sIf you think that I'm gonna masturbate after this tonight, you're right.
1.75sWe don't have to sit here and listen to this.
1.63sCome on, Kevin, let's get out of here.
1.83sNice try, skank. Worth a shot.
2.27sWell, where did you go after you left the war?
1.89sI spent a few years laying low.
1.8sWrote some poems. You want to hear some?
1.92sNo. Are you sure? They're pretty intense.
0.83sALL: No.
1.17sHere, let me just read one.
2.09sIf I can guess a line in there, will you not read it?
1.7sI don't think you'll be able to guess a line.
3.52sIs it something like, "Ice burns as hot as fire"?
3.77sOkay, so then I went to Europe, Australia, Canada, all over.