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3.87suh, yellow shirt, yellow hat, yellow shoes.
2.59sUh, he's got a gold tooth, diamond earring.
3.07sUm, he's got that big necklace with the dollar sign on it.
3.34sUh, he's always grabbing his crotch when he's telling a story.
2.83sLike, the one about when he found out his mother is really his grandmother.
1.33sCould you be more specific?
1.73sUh, oh, let's see.
2sUh, he always wears cheap cologne.
3.3sUh, drives a Mercury Cougar with a crown on the dashboard.
1.73sUh, never pays his alimony.
2.77sUh, he's extremely cut for a guy who never works out.
3.82sThere he is. Thanks anyway. Hey, Reggie!
3.6sLook, maybe we should just let Kevin explain why he did what he did.
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2.82s(SIGHS) At first, I believed in the cause.
2.34sBut then I saw what we were doing to the people of Iraq.
3.35sInnocent people. There was one that I'll never forget.
2.03sHe was a little Iraqi street kid.
1.78sI'd befriended him a few months earlier.
1.78sCouldn't have been more than 12 years old.
2.57sI taught him how to crack wise, American style.
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4.84s(ALL SCREAMING) I guess that store's having a fire sale.