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1.8sditched the medals, and flew home.
2.47sI guess that was just his dirty hobo penis, huh?
3.14sKevin, why would you want to get rid of your war medals like that?
1.63s'Cause it was a stupid war, you know?
4.74sAll it did was put me in a coma and kill one of my bunkmates and cripple the other one for life.
1.1s(STAMMERING) Wait a minute.
3.2sNow, I thought earlier you said that both of your bunkmates were killed.
2.27sNow you're saying only one of them was?
3.39sBut I just want you guys to know I barely even touched that penis at first.
2.94sWhat? Come on, Dad. Whatev.
2.72sHey, why's it so hot in here? It's too hot in here.
2.4sWait a minute. An Ed Hardy T-shirt?
4.17sThat particular strain of douche bag didn't arise until 2007,
2.07swhile you were supposedly in your coma.
2.55sLook, get off my case, Dad! What do you want from me?
1.07sThe truth.
1.3sFine! Here's the truth!
2.14sI was never in any coma, okay? I bailed.
2.37sI faked my death and went AWOL.
2.47s(ALL GASP) I faked my own death once.
1.2s(SOBBING)
3.37s
2.27s(LOIS SOBBING)
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