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4.37sNone of my grandchildren had ever disliked one of my stories before.
2.17sFrom then on, he was my favorite.
2.54sWell, I don't like that story, Great Grandpa.
4.2s(KID SCREAMING) Future old people are wizards.
5.62s(SLURRING) Okay, so here's the game. I'm... I'm drunk and I'm gonna throw the football too hard at my kids.
2.2sOh, Dad, do we have to... Ow!
3.54sDon't cry! Don't cry! Game's over if you cry.
2.42s(SLURRING) I want you to learn about life, Chris,
3.47s'cause of, in life it's like this.
2.14sPeter, I think you may have had one too many.
1.67sMaybe it's time to ease off, huh?
1.48sWhat are you talking about, Lois?
3.17sDads getting drunk on Thanksgiving is a holiday tradition.
8.42s(SLURRING) I work hard to put a cornucopia on this table and you're out showing your lower ankle to every Tom, Tom and other Tom in our village!
1.93sDon't talk to mother in like fashion!
2.18sThat's it. The belt is coming off.
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