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2.67s'Cause there's nothing I wouldn't do for you guys.
2.1sBut I don't have any change on me right now.
2.67sWell, all that matters is that my boy is home.
3.07sKevin, I want you to meet your little sister, Susie.
1.75sWow. Hey, little sis.
2.03sI guess we got some catching up to do, huh?
2.69sHope you don't get scared when I scream and have night terrors.
2.27sPATRICK STEWART'S VOICE: It's quite all right. I've seen worse.
5.94s(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING) PATRICK STEWART'S VOICE: A human centipede. How ghastly!
3.57sYour mother and I are very proud of you, Kevin. You're a war hero.
1.35sI don't feel like a war hero.
1.83sOnly a war hero would say that.
2.47sHey, so what about the female soldiers over there?
1.4sWere they able to contribute?
1.57sEh, you know, they did their best.
1.43sWhat with their regular bleedings,
1.74swhen they got shot, did they even know?
1.6sLook, guys, I'm not a hero.
2.22sAnd I don't want to be treated any different than before.
2.37sJust that you would say that means we should treat you different.