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1.23sI call the dark meat.
1.6sI call the cell phone duct taped to the side!
2.12sThey're all dead, sir, except for Swanson.
2.1sHe's in a coma, but he's unlikely to recover.
3.1sOkay, well, just send Swanson's parents a letter saying that he's dead,
1.67s'cause those are already printed.
2.07sYou know what? Send one to my parents, too.
2.9sI spent five years in a Kuwait military hospital.
3.1sI woke up from the coma last week and I flew straight here.
1.82sKind of a Thanksgiving surprise.
2.92sHey, when you get sexually abused while you're in a coma,
2.62sdo you know it's happening and just can't do anything about it?
1.87sOr do you not even know what's going on?
1.63sI also am curious about that.
2.9sHey, Kevin, you know I put a yellow ribbon on my car for you guys?
2.74sAnd a little thing that says, "I support the troops."
2.67s'Cause there's nothing I wouldn't do for you guys.
2.1sBut I don't have any change on me right now.
2.67sWell, all that matters is that my boy is home.
3.07sKevin, I want you to meet your little sister, Susie.
1.75sWow. Hey, little sis.
2.03sI guess we got some catching up to do, huh?