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1.07sOh.
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3.57sI don't want anything else today to get as tense as that just got.
1.42sCarol, it's so good to see you.
1.33sYou, too, Lois.
1.7sGod, that is one nice ass.
1.47sThank you. You're welcome.
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1.63sThis is nice.
3.14sThis is very nice, the time that we're spending together right now.
1.38sEasy, Joe.
1.13s(GROANS) Sorry.
4.84sJust making mental memories for when you're all inevitably dead and I'm left alone.
1.53sGeez. Quagmire, help me out with this.
3.64sNo, he's right. I mean, sometimes chicks die and it's not anyone's fault.
6.57sOkay, everyone, it's 2:30. Time for dinner. (SWITCHES OFF TV) 'Cause on Thanksgiving, 2:30 is dinnertime for some reason.
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2.55sAll right, Poligrip, this is where you earn your money.
3.45sOh, my. Lois, those sweet potatoes look delicious.
1.4sThat's the stuffing, Ma.
2.74sNow put on your glasses before you run over another black guy.
3.79sOh, this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out.
3.2sHey! Who's gonna get the Thanksgiving dump trophy this year?