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3.82sI lost all hope. That's when I knew I had to get out of Iraq.
1.8sI just had to wait for my chance.
2.05sI call the white meat! I call the dark meat!
1.57sI call the cell phone duct taped to the side!
1.08sNo!
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2.4sKEVIN: Somehow, I'd been spared that Thanksgiving.
2.38sBut I can't say the same for my bunkmates.
2.22sThere were bits and pieces of them everywhere.
2.64sI knew the Army would never be able to identify who was who.
1.67sSo that was my chance to disappear.
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0.83sSo I left.
1.12sHow could you do that?
0.52sCoward!
0.7sTraitor!
4.12sIf you think that I'm gonna masturbate after this tonight, you're right.