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2.57s(DOOR BELL RINGS) Oh, that must be Joe and Bonnie.
1.77sNow remember, everyone, let's be cheerful,
2s'cause Thanksgivings are very hard for them.
0.6s'Cause Joe can't walk?
1.05sNo.
2.4s'Cause his bum doesn't open up to poo anymore,
3.44sand a nurse has to go digging up there to get up after his stuff?
2.07s(LAUGHS) Oh, my God!
2.17s(LAUGHS) I know. That was told to me in confidence.
1.8sNo. Don't you remember, Peter?
3.25sIt was on Thanksgiving that their son Kevin got killed in Iraq.
3.25sOh, yeah. Wait, wait, which... Which Iraq war was that again?
3.94sWas that the one from before I had a cell phone or the one from after I had a cell phone?
1.58sAfter MySpace but before Twitter.
2.17sThere was a time before Twitter?
0.54s
1.43sLook who's here!
0.93sHappy Thanksgiving.
1.13sGobble, gobble.
2.7sYou guys, thanks so much for having us over.
3.84sWell, we're just glad we can have people over again now that that giant crab's gone.
2.2sHey, guys, how ya doin'? Come on in.
1.38s(RAPIDLY) No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1.53sNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2.5sJust go around it. He's not gonna hurt ya. Just go around it.
2.23sNo, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no,