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2.55sLook, get off my case, Dad! What do you want from me?
1.07sThe truth.
1.3sFine! Here's the truth!
2.14sI was never in any coma, okay? I bailed.
2.37sI faked my death and went AWOL.
2.47s(ALL GASP) I faked my own death once.
1.2s(SOBBING)
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2.27s(LOIS SOBBING)
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3.99s(PETER CHUCKLES) No dentist appointment for this guy.
3.84sSo, there it is. I'm not a war hero. I abandoned my platoon.
1.15sSo now what do we do?
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3.14sMe? Am... Am I... Am I supposed to say something?
1.22sKevin...
2.42sYou're under arrest for the crime of desertion.
3.95sOh, my. Uh, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room.
1.63sYou may use the yard.
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