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2.37sJust that you would say that means we should treat you different.
2.07sCome on, guys, let's give him all our best food.
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4.34sOkay, now you eat up, and then we're all gonna go out back and play some Thanksgiving touch football,
3.67sexcuse me, war hero Thanksgiving touch football.
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2.57s(APPLAUDING) - Yeah!
U.S.A.!
1.57sI didn't even know there was a war.
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4.49sOkay, let's pick teams. I'll be a captain and Mayor West, you can be a captain.
1.9sAll right. I pick you.
2.04sYou can't pick me. I'm a captain.
3.17sNo one had ever stood up to me like that before.
1.9sI respected him from there on out.
3.15sThat's a great story, Grandpa. I didn't like it.
4.37sNone of my grandchildren had ever disliked one of my stories before.
2.17sFrom then on, he was my favorite.
2.54sWell, I don't like that story, Great Grandpa.
4.2s(KID SCREAMING) Future old people are wizards.
5.62s(SLURRING) Okay, so here's the game. I'm... I'm drunk and I'm gonna throw the football too hard at my kids.