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3.29sOur son is a deserter. Come on, Kevin, I'm taking you to jail.
1.28sJoe, wait! Not now, Bonnie.
1.35sJoe, you can't!
1.37sBonnie, we'll discuss this later!
2.6sJoe! You're not taking my son anywhere.
1.9sDamn it, you guys are ruining Thanksgiving!
1.73sAnd it's my second favorite holiday,
2.8sright after Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day.
1.07sHey, you seen Reggie around?
1.1sWhich one is Reggie?
3.07sOh, today he's wearing yellow pants,
3.87suh, yellow shirt, yellow hat, yellow shoes.
2.59sUh, he's got a gold tooth, diamond earring.
3.07sUm, he's got that big necklace with the dollar sign on it.
3.34sUh, he's always grabbing his crotch when he's telling a story.
2.83sLike, the one about when he found out his mother is really his grandmother.
1.33sCould you be more specific?
1.73sUh, oh, let's see.
2sUh, he always wears cheap cologne.
3.3sUh, drives a Mercury Cougar with a crown on the dashboard.