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1.43sI think he wants maybe...
2.07sI don't know... Gary Coleman in a Napoleon hat?
2.03sBut, we don't have that! We gotta come up with something.
1.8sWell, we got...uh, we got...
1.77s"The Cowardly Lion is Lindsay Lohan's gynecologist."
1.58sPlay it, play it. But he didn't set it up.
1.48sPlay it!
1.57sAll right, I'm gonna check her for diseases.
1.4sThere's just one thing I want you to do.
1.82sTIN MAN AND SCARECROW: What's that? Talk me out of it.
2.18sBOTH: No, no, no, no, no, no.
2.07sWhat the hell is going on up there?
2.12sWell, I'm sorry you all feel the way you do.
5.4sBut I walked away from an illegal war of aggression being fought 6,000 miles away from our shores.
2sBetter there than here where all my stuff is.
2.64sSo, what, you figured you'd just let 'em get away with 9/11?
2.6sMr. Griffin, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.
3.6sAnd the war we started in Iraq has killed a half a million of their people,
2.2swhich is like 200 9/11's.
4.17sSo, I guess those moments of silence we had at those sporting events meant nothing to you.
1.84sI'm just saying this war is wrong.
3.77sSon, your job isn't to decide whether it's right or wrong.
1.87sYour job is to follow orders.
1.53sWell, that's what the Nazi soldiers did,
1.65sisn't it? They followed orders.