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1.42sOh, my God!
1.67sKevin Swanson!
1.58sSon, you're alive!
2.97sOh, and I stayed up all night writing dead kid jokes.
1.7sAll right, you know what, I'm gonna do one anyway.
3.17sKevin, go back outside. Everybody pretend this didn't happen.
3.24sHey, Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato?
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1.9sIs it "son died" tomato?
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2.43sIs it "son died" tomato?
2.82sOkay, Kevin, you can come back in. Welcome home, soldier.
2.95s(CHUCKLES) Son died tomato.
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2.24sKevin, you're alive! I don't believe it.
1.94sOh, my God, it's a miracle!
3.27sWell, I guess you replaced real butter as the star of the dinner.
1.32sBut I don't understand.
2.84sThe Army said you'd been killed in action. What happened?
3.22sWell, it's quite a story.
3.19sIn some ways, Army life in Iraq is what you'd expect,
3.27swhat with the blistering heat, the constant sense of impending danger,