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1.22sKevin...
2.42sYou're under arrest for the crime of desertion.
3.95sOh, my. Uh, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room.
1.63sYou may use the yard.
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1.92sSo you were lying to us this whole time?
2.28sYou weren't really injured in Iraq?
2.79sFirst Pat Tillman lies about how he died and now you?
1.67sKevin, I don't understand.
1.53sThere's nothing to understand.
3.29sOur son is a deserter. Come on, Kevin, I'm taking you to jail.
1.28sJoe, wait! Not now, Bonnie.
1.35sJoe, you can't!
1.37sBonnie, we'll discuss this later!
2.6sJoe! You're not taking my son anywhere.
1.9sDamn it, you guys are ruining Thanksgiving!
1.73sAnd it's my second favorite holiday,
2.8sright after Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day.
1.07sHey, you seen Reggie around?
1.1sWhich one is Reggie?
3.07sOh, today he's wearing yellow pants,
3.87suh, yellow shirt, yellow hat, yellow shoes.
2.59sUh, he's got a gold tooth, diamond earring.
3.07sUm, he's got that big necklace with the dollar sign on it.
3.34sUh, he's always grabbing his crotch when he's telling a story.