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2.69sHope you don't get scared when I scream and have night terrors.
2.27sPATRICK STEWART'S VOICE: It's quite all right. I've seen worse.
5.94s(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING) PATRICK STEWART'S VOICE: A human centipede. How ghastly!
3.57sYour mother and I are very proud of you, Kevin. You're a war hero.
1.35sI don't feel like a war hero.
1.83sOnly a war hero would say that.
2.47sHey, so what about the female soldiers over there?
1.4sWere they able to contribute?
1.57sEh, you know, they did their best.
1.43sWhat with their regular bleedings,
1.74swhen they got shot, did they even know?
1.6sLook, guys, I'm not a hero.
2.22sAnd I don't want to be treated any different than before.
2.37sJust that you would say that means we should treat you different.
2.07sCome on, guys, let's give him all our best food.
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4.34sOkay, now you eat up, and then we're all gonna go out back and play some Thanksgiving touch football,
3.67sexcuse me, war hero Thanksgiving touch football.
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2.57s(APPLAUDING) - Yeah!
U.S.A.!
1.57sI didn't even know there was a war.
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4.49sOkay, let's pick teams. I'll be a captain and Mayor West, you can be a captain.