Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.47sI'm pretty sure that movie came out after you went into your coma.
2.72sRight, no, no... Uh. I was talking about a different movie.
1.65sLet's play ball!
2sYeah, let's play ball.
1.57sPETER: Ow!
3.64sThe world has changed around me and I'm mad and scared!
0.77s
2.55s
0.74s
2.69sLois, this pumpkin pie looks delightful.
1.68sHey, Kevin, can I see your Purple Heart?
1.6s'Cause I never actually seen one.
2.75sOne time this homeless guy showed me his purple head,
3.57sbut looking back, I'm not so sure that that was really a military thing.
2.77sPfft. I didn't want that stupid medal. You know what I did with it?
2sI threw it back over the White House fence.
4.69sWait a minute. I thought you said you flew straight home from Kuwait after you woke from your coma.
2.73sWhen did you throw your medal over the White House fence?
1.87s(STUTTERING) No, I told you, I flew to D.C.,
1.8sditched the medals, and flew home.
2.47sI guess that was just his dirty hobo penis, huh?
3.14sKevin, why would you want to get rid of your war medals like that?
1.63s'Cause it was a stupid war, you know?
4.74sAll it did was put me in a coma and kill one of my bunkmates and cripple the other one for life.