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1.9sDamn it, you guys are ruining Thanksgiving!
1.73sAnd it's my second favorite holiday,
2.8sright after Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day.
1.07sHey, you seen Reggie around?
1.1sWhich one is Reggie?
3.07sOh, today he's wearing yellow pants,
3.87suh, yellow shirt, yellow hat, yellow shoes.
2.59sUh, he's got a gold tooth, diamond earring.
3.07sUm, he's got that big necklace with the dollar sign on it.
3.34sUh, he's always grabbing his crotch when he's telling a story.
2.83sLike, the one about when he found out his mother is really his grandmother.
1.33sCould you be more specific?
1.73sUh, oh, let's see.
2sUh, he always wears cheap cologne.
3.3sUh, drives a Mercury Cougar with a crown on the dashboard.
1.73sUh, never pays his alimony.
2.77sUh, he's extremely cut for a guy who never works out.
3.82sThere he is. Thanks anyway. Hey, Reggie!
3.6sLook, maybe we should just let Kevin explain why he did what he did.
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2.82s(SIGHS) At first, I believed in the cause.
2.34sBut then I saw what we were doing to the people of Iraq.
3.35sInnocent people. There was one that I'll never forget.