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3.47s'Cause "hurt locker" means some kind of war hero thing, or something.
3.15sPfft. My friends and I used to laugh about how fake that movie is.
2.59sBut... Well, wait, I...
3.47sI'm pretty sure that movie came out after you went into your coma.
2.72sRight, no, no... Uh. I was talking about a different movie.
1.65sLet's play ball!
2sYeah, let's play ball.
1.57sPETER: Ow!
3.64sThe world has changed around me and I'm mad and scared!
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2.69sLois, this pumpkin pie looks delightful.
1.68sHey, Kevin, can I see your Purple Heart?
1.6s'Cause I never actually seen one.
2.75sOne time this homeless guy showed me his purple head,
3.57sbut looking back, I'm not so sure that that was really a military thing.
2.77sPfft. I didn't want that stupid medal. You know what I did with it?
2sI threw it back over the White House fence.
4.69sWait a minute. I thought you said you flew straight home from Kuwait after you woke from your coma.