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1.3sFine! Here's the truth!
2.14sI was never in any coma, okay? I bailed.
2.37sI faked my death and went AWOL.
2.47s(ALL GASP) I faked my own death once.
1.2s(SOBBING)
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2.27s(LOIS SOBBING)
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3.99s(PETER CHUCKLES) No dentist appointment for this guy.
3.84sSo, there it is. I'm not a war hero. I abandoned my platoon.
1.15sSo now what do we do?
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3.14sMe? Am... Am I... Am I supposed to say something?
1.22sKevin...
2.42sYou're under arrest for the crime of desertion.
3.95sOh, my. Uh, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room.