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1.57sThat's hideous!
3.74sWhy don't you take a picture? It lasts longer!
1.9sD'oh!
2.9sIt would have to be camera day.
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0.56sWow!
1.51sHey!
2.83sI don't want you reading those awful scandal sheets.
2.97sUh, I was just trying to find Dave Barry's column.
2.44sHe's great. He pokes fun at life's little foibles.
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2.77sKids, I want to explain about the stadium.
2.87sYou see, sometimes moms and dads...
3.4sget a little, well, accustomed to each other.
0.46sDads especially.
3.14sSo they need to explore new ways...
2.24sto express their love.
4.67sScary ways. But we never intended it to end like that...
4.27swith thousands of people staring at our naked bodies.
3.54sAll those eyes... just leering and leering at us.