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1.6sI didn't know you had a wife.
2sAnd my wife doesn't know I have a job.
2.67sI keep my personal and professional life separate.
1.47sCome on, let's deal.
2.3sYou'll have plenty of time to talk when you're poor.
1.7sWhat's with the specs, Bender?
1.52sThey're my lucky shades.
5.25sI stole them off some lucky guy while his lucky Seeing Eye dog was taking a whiz.
1.13sEh?
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1.65sHey!
2.5sI can't spell anything with these cards.
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2.25sFinally, I have a good claw. See?
5.39sThree human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery.
0.93sIt doesn't matter
1.75show many human females you have.
1.17sBender's on a hot streak.
1.73sWhat can I say?
0.97sMust be my lucky shades.
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