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0.95sNot so fast.
4.8sWhile I was sorting I came upon a certain document filed by one Morgan Proctor.
2.85sNotification of romantic entanglement.
1.9sThat's right. She fraternized me.
1.35sThat form isn't about you.
2.17sIt refers to my high school prom date.
3.64sIt was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
3.64sYes, but you only stamped it four times.
1.97sI was young and reckless.
2.97sBureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct.
1.67sThe best kind of correct.
2.9sI hereby promote you to grade 37.
1.25sAnd as for you.
4.2sBring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away.
3.74sWell, it looks like I'll be needing my heroic bureaucrat back.
2.1sAt severely reduced pay, of course.