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5.12sSo I told Leela "Your request for a date is most flattering "but I must decline.
2.29s"These office romances never work out.
3.34sAfter all, that is how I met my horrible wife."
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1.87sThat's a good one.
1.58sBut you never wore your ring.
1.6sI didn't know you had a wife.
2sAnd my wife doesn't know I have a job.
2.67sI keep my personal and professional life separate.
1.47sCome on, let's deal.
2.3sYou'll have plenty of time to talk when you're poor.
1.7sWhat's with the specs, Bender?
1.52sThey're my lucky shades.
5.25sI stole them off some lucky guy while his lucky Seeing Eye dog was taking a whiz.
1.13sEh?
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1.65sHey!
2.5sI can't spell anything with these cards.