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1.13sEh?
1.82s
1.87s
1.65sHey!
2.5sI can't spell anything with these cards.
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2.25sFinally, I have a good claw. See?
5.39sThree human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery.
0.93sIt doesn't matter
1.75show many human females you have.
1.17sBender's on a hot streak.
1.73sWhat can I say?
0.97sMust be my lucky shades.
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2.12sNothing. Nothing.
2.52sCrap. Crap. Garbage.
2.6sRead 'em and leak saltwater.
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1.63sMy baby's milk money!
1.37s
1.33sOh, I am broke.
1.72sWhat will I tell my horrible wife?
5.02sIf I were you I'd be more worried about that tapeworm going to town on your intestines.
4.37sLet me see those glasses.