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4.74sAnd during this period of head-crater interaction what were you doing?
2.28sMartini drinking contest with the autopilot.
2.84sI would have had him this time, but we ran out of olives.
1sI can explain.
3.64sYou really think you can explain how you left port without a full complement of olives?
1.07sI think not.
1.6sWhat is this, high school?
1.2sLocker check.
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2.3sWhy isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
1.1sWhat?
0.72sThe zipper.
2.08sIt should be at the bottom.
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2.93sHey, sometimes a guy gets lonely.
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5.71sI, I've never seen anything like this.
1.62sWhy is there yogurt in this cap?
1.82sI can explain that.
3.92sSee, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.