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3.54sUh, yeah, I think I did. How could you ask for it ? You don't even know what it is.
3.32sYou just called it rack and peanut steering. May I be excused ?
3.02sNo ! Homer, do you know why I gave you this job ?
3.14s'Cause you think I'm a genius ? No, I don't think you're a genius.
2.97s'Cause you think I'm dynamic ? I don't think you're dynamic.
2.59sYou think I work well with others ? No, no, no, no, no.
2.15sHomer, I gave you this job because you're an average schmo.
2.38sOh, great. All you need is a little self-confidence.
0.32sUnky Herb, I don't know anything about cars.
3.03sListen to me !
2.24sHere's what you do. From now on,
2.92sbefore you say anything, say to yourself,
2.99s"If I was ever sure of anything, I'm sure of this."
1.97s- Do you understand ? - Sort of.
3.24sHomer ! Answer me again with self-confidence. What ?
0.22sSort of !
2.05sNow go get' em !
2.84sAll right, you eggheads !
1.97sI want a place in this car to put my drink !
4.2sSir, the car has a beverage holder. Hello ! Hello, Einstein !
2.47sI said a place to put my drink.
4.17sYou know those Super Slakers they sell in the Quik-E-Mart ? The cup is this big !
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