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2.6sHomer, you have a half brother.
2.04s- A half brother ?
- Uh-huh.
4.42sIt all happened while I was courting your mother.
2.9sI was checking out the skirts at the local carnival...
1.82swhen I First saw her.
3.72sHey, handsome, wanna dunk the clown ?
2.94sShe did things your mother would never do,
2.29slike have sex for money.
2.82sA year later, the carnival came back to town,
4.34sand she had a little surprise for me.
5.41sWe left the baby at the Shelbyville Orphanage, and I never saw him again.
3.62sA year later, I married your mother, and we had you.
3.67sAbe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
3.82sHe must never know about that carnival incident.
0.3sOkay.
0.47sPromise you won't tell him.
2.03sI promise.
3.44sWhoops ! Forget what I just told you.
2.2sWhat are you blubbering about ?