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1.93sUh-huh. All right, all right !
2.87sOkay, this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna hang up,
4.2scall me back and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
1.52sGood-bye. Bart, Lisa, come here.
1.72sWhat is it, Unky Herb ? I want you to hear...
2.44swhat the guys think of your old man.
4.4sHello. Uh, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man...
3.9swith lots of well thought-out practical ideas.
4.57sHe is ensuring the financial security of this company for years to come-- Oh, yes.
3.35sAnd his personal hygiene is above reproach.
2.5sWhoa ! Our dad's the greatest ! All right, Homer.
2.82s- I'm impressed !
- Way to go, Dad !
- Pretty good, huh ?
2.62sI want a horn here, here and here.
2.44sYou can never find a horn when you're mad.
3.85s- And they should all play "La Cucaracha."
- Can do, Mr. S.
2.55sAnd sometimes the kids are in the backseat,
2.03sthey're hollering, they're making you nuts.
1.93sThere's got to be something you can do about that.
2.35sMaybe a built-in video game would keep them entertained ?
3sYou're fired ! What is my brother paying you for ?