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4.27sAnd hey, would you also like a special satellite that can scratch your ass with a laser beam from space?
1.45sThey have those?
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1.18sHi, how you doing?
1.65sHa! You mind if I, uh...
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1.07sThey don't respect you.
1.4sWhat do you mean?
4.25sListen to me. I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait.
2.07sNow I have a seat in the 3rd row.
4.77sLook, the only way to get any respect around here is to find something you want and just take it!
1.97sWait A second, If everybody respects you,
1.97show come you're still eating here by yourself?
0.97sI don't shower.
1.9sOh, That's what that is.
2.4sTake what I want, huh?
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1.3sGood morning, Joe.
1.65sUh, PetEr, What are you doing in my pool?
2.34sOh. This is the newest province of Petoria.
1.94sI call it "Johio."
2.57sWhat? You can't just come over here and annex my pool!
0.9sOh, Yeah?
1.73sWell, According to paragraph 7,
1.3ssentence 3, word 8,