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2.9sLike my great-great uncle Ulysses S. Griffin.
3.22sChug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!
1.23sYeah! Woo!
1.73sHow's that, Robert E. Lee?
1.5sAll right, no more slaves.
1.63sBut we still don't have to read books!
1.12sDeal.
1.13sYeah! Woo!
0.85sBarkeep,
2.03spetro-nemo-slappy-wag.
1.23sThat's Petorian for,
1.9s"More beer, you slappy-wag."
1.7sYou still owe me for the other rounds,
1.27swhich comes to $50.
1.4sI'm a foreign diplomat.
1.33sI don't pay for drinks.
2.62sD-d-Do you think G. Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks,
3.54swhile he was strangling people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
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1.42sHey, Peter, you can't drink that outside.
1.52sY-You could end up in jail.
2.13sAnd Not the good jail like on Cinemax. The "man" jail.
1.83sGo back and pay the bill, Peter.
2sYou, uh, don't want to break the law.
2.52sI can do whatever I want. Watch this.
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2.87sOh, Now you're just being crazy.
1.15sHey, That's against the law!
1.02sYou're coming with me!
2.1suh-uH-uh. Can't Touch mE.