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1.57s"That's the spot."
1.95sWhat are you talking about? I'm a born leader.
2.9sLike my great-great uncle Ulysses S. Griffin.
3.22sChug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!
1.23sYeah! Woo!
1.73sHow's that, Robert E. Lee?
1.5sAll right, no more slaves.
1.63sBut we still don't have to read books!
1.12sDeal.
1.13sYeah! Woo!
0.85sBarkeep,
2.03spetro-nemo-slappy-wag.
1.23sThat's Petorian for,
1.9s"More beer, you slappy-wag."
1.7sYou still owe me for the other rounds,
1.27swhich comes to $50.
1.4sI'm a foreign diplomat.
1.33sI don't pay for drinks.
2.62sD-d-Do you think G. Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks,
3.54swhile he was strangling people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
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1.42sHey, Peter, you can't drink that outside.