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12.3sIt seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good, old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
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3.1sLucky there's a family guy
3.4sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.63sall the things that make us
1.58slaugh 'n' cry
5she's A family Guy
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1.45sok--ok, here's another riddle.
1.6sA woman has 2 children.
3.17snow, a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one.
2.1sWhich one does she let him kill?
2.1sThat's--That's not a riddle. That's...
1.27sThat's just terrible!
1.4sWrong! The ugly one!
3.37sHey, Peter, check out my new trampoline!
3.75sWhee! YEah! Whoa mama! Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
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