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2.3sThanks. Um, Rub-a-dub-dub,
1.4sthanks for the grub.
1.63sYay, God!
2.07sHow very inappropriate. Thank you.
1.9sNow Mr. Griffin, would you like to begin?
2.82sOk. After much thought and consideration,
2.07sI have decided to make a concession or 2.
1.1sVery good, Peter.
2.4sFirst, I will return Joe's pool.
1.1sOh, You got that right!
3sBut, In exchange, I demand access to it on alternate weekends.
1.05sNo!
3.65sAccepted. I also demand to remain my own independent nation.
1.1sAbsolutely not.
1.65sWell, How about you just give me your pen?
2.97sYou mean, This cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
0.13sYeah.
1.02sNo.
2.33soh man, So after all this, I end up with nothing?
1.1sHow about this?
1.6sEvery night when you get home from work,
3.49sI'll scratch your back with a matchbook cover, like you like.
1.1sAw, Lois.
1.29sOhh.
1.47sWould you call me "Big Rudy" when you do it?
0.93sNo.
1.92sAnd that's the story of Petoria.
2.07sA little nation that, 200 years ago,
2.95sseceded and repatriated in less than a week.
1.48sAny questionS?
1.52sYeah. Uh, i--I don't get it.