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1.47sThank you all for coming.
3.47sWe invited Jesse Jackson to open our negotiations with a prayer.
1.6s- Ooh!
- ah!
1.83sUnfortunately, he couldn't make it.
0.97sSo in his place,
2.34swe have LaToya Jackson.
2.3sThanks. Um, Rub-a-dub-dub,
1.4sthanks for the grub.
1.63sYay, God!
2.07sHow very inappropriate. Thank you.
1.9sNow Mr. Griffin, would you like to begin?
2.82sOk. After much thought and consideration,
2.07sI have decided to make a concession or 2.
1.1sVery good, Peter.
2.4sFirst, I will return Joe's pool.
1.1sOh, You got that right!
3sBut, In exchange, I demand access to it on alternate weekends.
1.05sNo!
3.65sAccepted. I also demand to remain my own independent nation.
1.1sAbsolutely not.
1.65sWell, How about you just give me your pen?
2.97sYou mean, This cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
0.13sYeah.
1.02sNo.
2.33soh man, So after all this, I end up with nothing?
1.1sHow about this?
1.6sEvery night when you get home from work,
3.49sI'll scratch your back with a matchbook cover, like you like.
1.1sAw, Lois.