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1.63sAttention, delegates.
3.64sThis session of the United Nations is hereby convened.
2.29sMan, this sucks. Hey, Podium guy!
1.47sHey, I gotta problem here!
2sExcuse me. Some of us are here to learn.
1.97sNo one's talking to you, Albania.
1.42sIs there a problem back there?
1.97sYou bet your funny accent there's a problem.
1.8sI'm stuck up here in the nosebleeds.
1.55sI am president of Petoria.
1.12sI want a better seat!
4.74sOh, Of course. How could we not have recognized the great nation of Petoria?
1.75sHave a seat up front.
1.82sWell, That's more like it!
4.27sAnd hey, would you also like a special satellite that can scratch your ass with a laser beam from space?
1.45sThey have those?
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1.18sHi, how you doing?
1.65sHa! You mind if I, uh...
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1.07sThey don't respect you.
1.4sWhat do you mean?
4.25sListen to me. I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait.