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2.1sOur lead story tonight, Petoria.
2sA new foreign country, which was founded this week,
1.67sright here in our own backyard!
2.07sAnd in a quahog News 5 exclusive,
1.5swe sent our own little foreigner,
2.37sAsian correspondent, Trisha Takanawa,
2.33sto Petoria, where First Lady, Lois Griffin,
3.85shas graciously agreed to give us a tour of her country. Trisha.
1.3sThank you, Diane.
4.17sSo Mrs. Griffin, what's it like being the woman behind the man?
3.97sWell, y'know, When Peter first said we were our own country, I was a bit skeptical.
1.87sBut then I thought, hey!
1.93sI could be like Hillary Clinton.
2.13sOnly, y'know without the penis.
2.5sTell us a little bit about your country.
2.67sWell, We're a clean, industrious people,
1.63smostly white.
2.84sMy son, Chris, is in charge of our space program.
2.17sWe hope to get to the moon very shortly.
1.73sAlmost...
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1.37s
1.07sOw!
2.4sThey should really use monkeys for this.
0.91s
3.34sAnd little Stewie here is our President of Poopie.
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