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2.65sI-i'm Sorry, I still haven't gotten over the loss of Party oF 5.
1.7sIt's gonna take some time to get over it.
1.2sNow what were you saying?
1.43sYou're not entitled to a refund.
1.12sahhh!
1.42sI'm sorry. Come again?
1.47sYou're not entitled to a refund.
2sahhh!
2.2sWas that for Party oF 5, too?
1.47sNo. That was for my refund.
1.8sWhat the hell's Party oF 5?
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3.24sBy God, I may not be able to give my family a vibrating sex doll.
1.8sBut at least I can give 'em a pool.
5.62sUm, i-i say, if--If you find a human skeleton with a Lincoln Log jammed in the temple, I didn't do it.
3.37sBut I need that log back to finish my recreation of James Madison's cabin.
3.94sAll right, now Kids, I don't want anyone swimming in this pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty.
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0.87sDoodie.
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1.7sDiarrhea.
1.05sHey, Lois.
0.9sWhat?
1.58sDiarrhea.
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2.4sPeter, I'm holdin' iced tea!
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