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2.04sY-You know, if you said "mallard" and you had a cold,
1.23sit would sound like "Ballard".
1.63sDo you listen to yourself when you talk?
1.23sI drift in and out.
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1.6syou know, Rupert, the word "gullible"
1.53sis not in the dictionary.
2.37sOh--oh, You don't believe me? Here. Look it up!
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1.6sWhat? What's that? It really isn't?
2.5sOh, Rupert, touche!
1.67sHoisted by my own petard.
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1.64sI am so alone.
2.87sEverybody, my tax refund is here.
2.1sI'm gonna buy us something we've always wanted.
1.25sA cat?
0.9sA stereo?
0.72sA pool?
0.9sOh!
1.32sOh--oh, I'm sorry. It is a pool.
1.18sOh, Joy unbounded!
2.05sGo, Daddy!
0.07sI'll feed it and take care of it.
1.9sOh, my God! It's better than I thought!
2.22sAn Audi! I'm getting a car!
2.55sUh, Peter, there's a "t" in there. That says "Audit".