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1.65sUh, PetEr, What are you doing in my pool?
2.34sOh. This is the newest province of Petoria.
1.94sI call it "Johio."
2.57sWhat? You can't just come over here and annex my pool!
0.9sOh, Yeah?
1.73sWell, According to paragraph 7,
1.3ssentence 3, word 8,
2.9sof the Geneva Convention, "The."
1.67sSo tough luck, Swanson.
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1.1sSo, as you can see,
2.07sPetoria has invaded U.S. soil.
1.42sWhat are our options?
4sWell, A military strike against such a small nation could cause an international backlash.
2.19sTrue. But this kind of behavior can't be tolerated.
2.44sAgreed. I suggest we start with political sanctions.
1.47sVery good, gentlemen.
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3.2sWell, I guess the world'll show me a little more respect now.
1.65sDad, I tried to go to school,
1.87sbut this guy won't let me.
1.58sOh, Yeah? Him and what army?
1.45sThe U.S. Army.
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1.3sOh, That's a good army.
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7.06sThe scene outside the U. S. - Petorian border as the sun rises on Day 1 of Operation Desert Clam.