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2.62sDamn! Usually my malcontents are skinnier.
1.4sWould you come back in a week,
3.24swhen my fat malcontent trap door will be completed?
3.14sI am not coming back in a week or ever! I've had it with you!
1.77sI've had it with this whole damn government!
1.02sFine!
1.84s
3.64sI love this job more than I love taffy.
2.6sAnd I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.
0.67s
1sMmm.
1.3s
1.2sohh.
1sMmm.
1s
1.3sOhh.
1sMmm.
0.53s
1.07sMmm.
1.13sMmm...
1.17sMmm-mmm.
0.93sMmm.
1sMmm.
1.3sOhh.
1sMmm.
1.27s
1.1sWhat's going on?
1.37sDid the city give you the permit?
1.6sNo, No. We're not part of the city.
1.53sWe're not even part of this country.
1.9sAnd that makes us our own country!
1.62sWhat are you talking about?
1.33sThanks to a technicality,
2.57swe have the right to secede from the U.S.
4.72sFrom this day forth, this territory will be known as Petoria!