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2.05sHey, Colonel Homer.
1.98sAnd you must be--
0.42sMrs. Homer Simpson.
2.5sCharmed.
2.74sI thought you said she was overweight.
3.49sIt takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen.
1.47sWhat does that mean?
2.05sI don't have time to answer that.
2.17sTime is money. Come on, people.
3.29sWell, come on, boys. Let's break some hearts.
3.65s
9.76sOh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate I'd been swingin' and missin' At lovin' and kissin'
3.04sMy average was point double-0 eight
2sSo I spit on my hands
1.42sKnockin' dirt from my spikes
11.91sAnd pointed right towards center field This time I'm hittin' a home run This time love is for real Hey, Dad, can I do a hambone solo?
1.37s
1.25sStop it.
1.34s...for you
1.73sI been slumpin' all season