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1.48sIt's a date.
3.02s
1.25sOh, Homer.
1.38sEverybody's been calling--
2.17sMama, Daddy, the triplets,
2.85sVonda Mae, Piney joe,
2.35sand I owe it all to you.
1.03sDon't thank me.
2.09sYou should be thanking your brain.
1.12sOh, Homer.
3.1sNo man has ever been this nice to me without,
3.07syou know, wanting something in return.
3.5sI was gonna ask for some water, but now I feel guilty about it.
4.07sHomer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
0.39sThanks. You did say "sugar," right?
3.08sUh-huh.
3.5sNow, Homer, I want you to be my manager.
3.07sReally? I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
1.93sThat's okay. I make stupid decisions.
0.46sNobody's perfect.
1.66sI did bad in school.
0.31sI didn't even go.
2.15sMy personal hygiene has been described as--
3.04sHomer, Homer, you'll be a great manager.
1.75sThere's only one thing you need.
2.19sThis is made from a space-age fabric...
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