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4.25sThey don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
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1.75sLurleen, they loved you.
3.44sI'm still a little itchy from that fiberglass hay.
1.95sIs there anything you need?
1.78s
4.5sWell, you could make my evening complete.
1.84s
1.32sWhat's wrong?
3sMy whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.
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2.62sGross!
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2.08sThanks for dinner.
1.43sOw!
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1.33sNo!
1.85sAt least, could I have my dollar--
3.15sI'll love you for the rest of my life.
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