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1.72sAha !
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3.2sWow ! Look at these bowling balls, Maggie.
4.02sCan you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard-won 50 bucks ?
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2.77sNow I've seen everything.
2.84sBlack marbleized with a liquid center.
3.84s"The Stealth Bowler: The pins don't know what hit them."
1.97sDad, can I talk to you about something ?
2.02sSure, boy. What's on your mind ?
4.69sWell, I was wondering. How important is it to be popular ?
4.74sI'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.
3.25sSo, like, sometimes you could do stuff you think is pretty bad...
2sso other kids will like you better ?
0.38sYou're not talking about killing anyone, are you ?
2.29sNo.
0.56sAre you ?
1.21sNo !
1.73sThen run along, you little scamp.
2.87sA boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
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