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3.72sHomer, you embarrassed us in front of the whole congregation.
2.8sAnd today's sermon was one you should have really listened to.
2.64sWhat was it about ? Oh. Gambling.
3.77sHe didn't say that under certain circumstances it was all right, did he ?
3.37sNo ! Look. I don't want to talk about this anymore in front of the kids.
1.84sLisa, Bart,
2.2swhat did you two learn in Sunday school today ?
2.1sThe answers to deep theological questions.
3.4sYeah. Among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
2.45sWhat ? Those cute little monkeys ?
3.04s- That's terrible. Who told you that ?
- Our teacher.
3.2sI can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,
2.64sbut what about those really smart ones who live among us,
2.97swho roller-skate and smoke cigars ?