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0.46sNow move it !
3.24sNow here's the kickoff. Wolodarsky takes it.
1.9sAnd oh my. He fumbles !
2sWill my dog Pepper be there ?
2.72sI'm sorry, but the answer is no.
1.93sWhy not ? Because heaven is for people.
1.93sWhat about my cat, Snowball ?
2.17sI'm sorry, but the answer is no.
0.48sWill there be cavemen in heaven ?
2.09sCertainly not.
2.35sUm, ma'am, what if you're a really good person,
1.93sbut you're in a really, really bad fight...
2.23sand your leg gets gangrene, and it has to be amputated,
1.94sWill it be waiting for you in heaven ?
2.7sFor the last time, Bart, yes !
4.97sI'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitled,
3.44s"Gambling, the Eighth Deadly Sin."
2.5sToday is Sunday, the Lord's day,
1.93sand yet, at this very moment,
2.33smillions of Americans are not in the Lord's house.
3.34sThey're in their own house worshipping a false idol--
2.33sprofessional football.