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0.45sHomer !
3.19sNo, no, no ! We stink. We stink.
2.05s...the 40, the 30, the 20, the 10, Touchdown !
2.82sHomer, were you planning on sitting in the car till the game was over ?
0.45sMaybe.
2.71sIt's because of your irreverent attitude...
2.87sthat Bart thinks he can sneak headphones into Sunday school.
0.46sNow move it !
3.24sNow here's the kickoff. Wolodarsky takes it.
1.9sAnd oh my. He fumbles !
2sWill my dog Pepper be there ?
2.72sI'm sorry, but the answer is no.
1.93sWhy not ? Because heaven is for people.
1.93sWhat about my cat, Snowball ?
2.17sI'm sorry, but the answer is no.
0.48sWill there be cavemen in heaven ?
2.09sCertainly not.
2.35sUm, ma'am, what if you're a really good person,
1.93sbut you're in a really, really bad fight...
2.23sand your leg gets gangrene, and it has to be amputated,
1.94sWill it be waiting for you in heaven ?
2.7sFor the last time, Bart, yes !
4.97sI'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitled,
3.44s"Gambling, the Eighth Deadly Sin."
2.5sToday is Sunday, the Lord's day,